bed yet. What will father say when he comes home?
2.
MIKE: Please, Mummy, one more lump of sugar.
MOTHER: Well, Mike, haven’t I given you five already?
3.”Look here, waiter, I have just found a button in my soup”.
4. Have a look at the cake I decorated for my birthday party! Don’t you think my taste is wonderful?
5. “Only cheese for dinner?”
6. “What have you brought, waiter? Is it tea or coffee?”
“Can’t you taste it, sir?”
ENDINGS:
A) “Oh, thank you, sir. I have been looking all over for it”.
B)”You see, Daddy, I was going to cook everything, but cutlets caught fire, so I had to take the soup to put it out”.
C) MIKE: He’ll say,” Supper! Supper! Where is my supper?”
D) “No, I can’t”.
“Then isn’t it the same to you?”
E) MIKE: Yes, you have…But they all melted in my tea.
F) Husband, counting the candles on the cake:”Yes, but your arithmetic is terrible.”
JOKES” AT TABLE." Match the beginnings with the endings