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CHRISTMAS JOKES
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- 1. CHRISTMAS JOKES
- 2. What kind of motorbike does Santa Ride?A Holly Davidson!
- 3. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?A Christmas Quacker!
- 4. What is the best Christmas present in the world?A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
- 5. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
- 6. Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
- 7. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?The elf-abet!
- 8. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?Horn-aments!
- 9. What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
- 10. What do monkeys sing at Chrismtas? Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells!
- 11. Which Christmas carol do parents like best? Silent Night!
- 12. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!
- 13. What did a snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrot?
- 14. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? A claustrophobic!
- 15. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
- 16. What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- 17. What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? Santa Pause!
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What kind of motorbike does Santa Ride?A Holly Davidson!
