If I had a million dollars by Barenaked Ladies

million dollars)
Well I’d _________ you a house (I would

buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice ____________ or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant ____________ )
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars I'd build a in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator in there somewhere
(You know we could just go up the and hang out)
(Like open the and stuff and, girl, there'd be foods laid out for us)
(With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm)
(They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped )
(Can you blame them? Yeah)

million dollars)
I'd buy you a ______________ (but not a real

___________ that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an ___________ pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick’s ______________(all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to ___________ to the store
If I had a million dollars we’d ___________ a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat _____________
(But we would eat Kraft dinner)
(Of course we would, we'd just _________ more)
(And buy really expensive ketchups with it)
(That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)

million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not

a real green dress, that’s __________)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some ____________ (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always __________ a monkey?!)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your __________
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
I'd be ____________