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The-Art-Of-Rudeness
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- 1. The-Art-Of-Rudeness
- 2. next weeks topic slidemain pic
- 3. Слайд 3
- 4. Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the puzzle in 6 months?...
- 5. Because the box said 2-4 yrs.
- 6. Слайд 6
- 7. A young brunette goes into the doctor's
- 8. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me.”…
- 9. She takes her finger and pushes her
- 10. …pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream…
- 11. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?”…
- 12. She says, "No, I'm really a blonde.”
- 13. "I thought so," he says...
- 14. "Your finger is broken."
- 15. Слайд 15
- 16. Слайд 16
- 17. An old, blind cowboy wanders into an
- 18. After sitting there for a while, he
- 19. The bar immediately falls absolutely silent…
- 20. In a very deep, husky voice, the
- 21. 1. The bartender is a blonde girl
- 22. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’…
- 23. The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, …
- 24. 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
- 25. Слайд 25
- 26. next weeks topic slidemain pic
- 27. Слайд 27
- 28. Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother
- 29. Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother
- 30. Слайд 30
- 31. It may help to be conscious of
- 32. It may help to be conscious of
- 33. Слайд 33
- 34. Don’t have any interest in other people.
- 35. Don’t have any interest in other people.
- 36. Слайд 36
- 37. Gossip is an uber quick route to
- 38. Gossip is an uber quick route to
- 39. Слайд 39
- 40. Always steer the conversation back to yourself.
- 41. Always steer the conversation back to yourself.
- 42. Слайд 42
- 43. Try not to let other people speak.
- 44. Try not to let other people speak.
- 45. Слайд 45
- 46. A lot of rudeness can be accomplished
- 47. A lot of rudeness can be accomplished
- 48. Слайд 48
- 49. A lot of what someone considers to
- 50. A lot of what someone considers to
- 51. Слайд 51
- 52. Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means
- 53. Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means
- 54. Слайд 54
- 55. If you really want to leave an
- 56. If you really want to leave an
- 57. IDIOMSDON’T BE ACOUCH POTATOE!
- 58. rude awakening
- 59. rude awakening
- 60. bad egg
- 61. bad egg
- 62. to a fault
- 63. to a fault
- 64. full of hot air
- 65. full of hot air
- 66. slap in the face
- 67. slap in the face
- 68. SLANG ‘N JARGON
- 69. cranky
- 70. cranky
- 71. peeved
- 72. peeved
- 73. sassy
- 74. sassy
- 75. snotty
- 76. snotty
- 77. stuck up
- 78. stuck up
- 79. next weeks topic slidemain pic
- 80. Pearl of Wisdom
- 81. “Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.” —Eric Hoffer
- 82. Ten ways to love.
- 83. 1. Listen without interrupting. (Proverbs 18)2. Speak
- 84. 6. Share without pretending. (Ephesians 4:15)7. Enjoy
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Слайды и текст этой презентации
Слайд 7A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says
that her body hurts wherever she touches it…
Слайд 9She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams
in agony. She pushes her knee and screams…
Слайд 17An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a shot of Jack Daniels…
Слайд 18After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’…
Слайд 20In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it
is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
Слайд 211. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball
bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot
tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler…
Слайд 28Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother trying to filter
what you say before you say it. Thinking about everything
you're going to say requires valuable brainpower. If you are going to think before you speak, make sure it negatively affects someone around you.
Слайд 29Don’t think before you speak. Don’t bother trying to filter
what you say before you say it. Thinking about everything
you're going to say requires valuable brainpower. If you are going to think before you speak, make sure it negatively affects someone around you.speak говорить
affect воздействовать, влиять
valuable дорогостоящий, ценный
Слайд 31It may help to be conscious of the way your
voice is sounding when you speak. While it may be
distracting to focus on yourself when you're trying to be rude, casually keeping track of the tone, speed and volume of your voice can go a long way towards improving your rudeness.
Слайд 32It may help to be conscious of the way your
voice is sounding when you speak. While it may be
distracting to focus on yourself when you're trying to be rude, casually keeping track of the tone, speed and volume of your voice can go a long way towards improving your rudeness.volume громкость
distracting отвлекающий
rudeness грубость, невежественность
Слайд 34Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone is
telling you something, make a concerted effort to clean your
teeth, yawn or interrupt them repeatedly! If they recently lost their job, listen just long enough to crack a sarcastic joke, then move on to more important business.
Слайд 35Don’t have any interest in other people. If someone is
telling you something, make a concerted effort to clean your
teeth, yawn or interrupt them repeatedly! If they recently lost their job, listen just long enough to crack a sarcastic joke, then move on to more important business.joke шутка
interrupt перебивать
concerted скоординированный, согласованный
Слайд 37Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of
rudeness. No one likes being talked about behind their back.
Find people that don’t like to gossip and hit them up with some gossip over lunch. If you don’t have any good gossipy syrup, make some up! Oh, and forget to bring your wallet to lunch!
Слайд 38Gossip is an uber quick route to the road of
rudeness. No one likes being talked about behind their back.
Find people that don’t like to gossip and hit them up with some gossip over lunch. If you don’t have any good gossipy syrup, make some up! Oh, and forget to bring your wallet to lunch!bring приносить
gossip сплетни
hit sb. up обращаться к кому-л.
Слайд 40Always steer the conversation back to yourself. When people share
something about them or their life, be sure to never
acknowledge they said a word. Begin ranting about how you did, or had, something bigger or better. Never relinquish the center of attention!
Слайд 41Always steer the conversation back to yourself. When people share
something about them or their life, be sure to never
acknowledge they said a word. Begin ranting about how you did, or had, something bigger or better. Never relinquish the center of attention!steer направлять
acknowledge признавать
relinquish уступать, сдавать
Слайд 43Try not to let other people speak. Most likely everything
you're saying is gold, so why bother hearing the other
person's side of things? Make them feel constricted by not letting them get a word in. If you want to be rude, you'll need to have a fine command of talking over people.
Слайд 44Try not to let other people speak. Most likely everything
you're saying is gold, so why bother hearing the other
person's side of things? Make them feel constricted by not letting them get a word in. If you want to be rude, you'll need to have a fine command of talking over people.gold золото
command владение
constricted ограниченный
Слайд 46A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by having no
empathy for others and ignoring their feelings. Gauge how people
are feeling through body-language. Make a habit of making snide comments about it to embarrass them. Better yet, make faces to mimic them in mockery.
Слайд 47A lot of rudeness can be accomplished by having no
empathy for others and ignoring their feelings. Gauge how people
are feeling through body-language. Make a habit of making snide comments about it to embarrass them. Better yet, make faces to mimic them in mockery.embarrass смущать
snide злобный, ехидный
mockery насмешка
Слайд 49A lot of what someone considers to be rude has
to do with the culture they were raised in. If
you're going to be travelling or regularly deal with people who were raised in other cultures, it's a good idea to verse yourself on what isn't appropriate in their eyes. Then, do those things!
Слайд 50A lot of what someone considers to be rude has
to do with the culture they were raised in. If
you're going to be travelling or regularly deal with people who were raised in other cultures, it's a good idea to verse yourself on what isn't appropriate in their eyes. Then, do those things!culture культура
regularly постоянно
appropriate правильный, должный
Слайд 52Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means being self-aware and
tactful. Who wants to do that? If you're acting cheery
at a funeral wake, it will evoke the same negative reactions as if you were being glum at a birthday party. Ask, “How are people behaving here?” and strive to do the opposite.
Слайд 53Stand out for the crowd. Politeness means being self-aware and
tactful. Who wants to do that? If you're acting cheery
at a funeral wake, it will evoke the same negative reactions as if you were being glum at a birthday party. Ask, “How are people behaving here?” and strive to do the opposite.cheery радостный
politeness вежливость
evoke пробуждать, вызывать
Слайд 55If you really want to leave an impression as a
rude individual, it needs to be a constant state of
mind. Keep your behavior consistent. If someone sees two different sides of you, you'll may appear fickle to them, worst case scenario, they might think you’re nice. Be authentically rude. Never say please or thank you!
Слайд 56If you really want to leave an impression as a
rude individual, it needs to be a constant state of
mind. Keep your behavior consistent. If someone sees two different sides of you, you'll may appear fickle to them, worst case scenario, they might think you’re nice. Be authentically rude. Never say please or thank you!case случай
consistent постоянный, непротиворечивый
fickle ненадежный, непостоянный
Слайд 831. Listen without interrupting. (Proverbs 18)
2. Speak without accusing. (James
1:19)
3. Give without sparing. (Proverbs 21:26)
4. Pray without ceasing. (Colossians
1:95. Answer without arguing. (Proverbs 17:1)
Слайд 846. Share without pretending. (Ephesians 4:15)
7. Enjoy without complaint. (Philippians
2:14)
8. Trust without wavering. (Corinthians 13:7)
9. Forgive without punishing. (Colossians
3:13)10. Promise without forgetting. (Proverbs13:12)
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